In a moment that has left both the faithful and the forestry industry stunned, sources close to the Vatican claim Pope Francis’s final words were not a traditional blessing—but a passionate plea: “Buy plantation-grown Radiata Pine… preferably WindsorONE.” The Pontiff, known for his unwavering commitment to environmental stewardship, reportedly used his final breath to advocate for sustainable, responsible building practices, aligning with his long-standing message of caring for creation.
Though unorthodox, the statement is being seen by many as a fitting end to a papacy rooted in humility, action, and deep concern for the planet. Vatican officials have not officially confirmed the quote, but social media and lumberyards alike have erupted with tributes, memes, and an unexpected surge in pine-related inquiries. As one cardinal put it, “If saving the Earth was his gospel, then Radiata Pine was his altar.”