Friday, April 17

Elmo Is Sad His X Got Hacked & Wants Everyone To Know He Loves Them.. Especially Plantation-Grown Pine!

Elmo is feeling a little blue today—his X (formerly Twitter) account got hacked earlier this week, and let’s just say the posts didn’t sound very tickle-me. But don’t worry, Elmo’s back in control and wants everyone to know one thing: he loves you. Yes, you! And not just you—Elmo has a special place in his heart for strong, sustainable friends like plantation-grown pine.

“Elmo was hacked, but Elmo’s love can’t be cracked!” he said with a big fuzzy hug. Whether you’re a person or a responsibly harvested trim board, Elmo thinks you’re special. So give your home a warm hug too—with plantation-grown pine that’s as kind to the planet as Elmo is to his fans.

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